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Darth Vader Enforces Lockdown in Philippine Village
By Tom White on September 21, 2020
Manila, Philippines - May 4, 2020 Dressed as Star Wars characters, local officials in the Philippines enforce strict quarantine measures while...
Robot Serves Customers at Seoul Restaurant
By Tom White on September 21, 2020
Seoul, Korea - September 15, 2020 “Aglio Kim”, a trolley-like robot delivers food to customers at a restaurant in Seoul, in...
Police Arrest Goat for Not Wearing Mask
By Tom White on September 21, 2020
Kanpur, India - July 27, 2020 An owner whose goat was wandering without a mask had his goat arrested. The incident...
Dancing Robots Replace Fans for Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks Baseball Team
By Tom White on September 14, 2020
Tokyo, Japan - May 8, 2020 With their stadium devoid of fans due to coronavirus restrictions a Japanese baseball team has...
Monkees Eating Your Produce? Who Ya’ Gonna’ Call? Monkey Busters!
By Tom White on September 14, 2020
Farmers from a small town in rural Japan have been victimized by hordes of hungry monkeys eating up their potatoes, onions,...
Man Swats at Fly, Blows Up Kitchen
By Tom White on September 14, 2020
Parcoul-Chenaud, France - September 08, 2020 A man blew up part of his house while trying to get rid of a...
Wheelbarrow Hauls – 44mph!
By Tom White on September 8, 2020
North Yorkshire, UK - August 16, 2020 Kevin Nicks, 55, set a speed record after clocking 44 miles per hour on...
Texas Mom’s Hand Sanitizer Catches Fire and Causes 3rd-Degree Burns
By Tom White on September 8, 2020
Round Rock, Texas - September 3, 2020 After putting her three daughters to bed at their Round Rock, Texas home on...
Meter-long Snake Pulled from Mouth of Patient
By Tom White on September 8, 2020
Dagestan, Russia - August 31, 2020 Doctors in the Russian Republic of Dagestan were forced to put a woman under anesthesia...
Woman Drives Car inside Home Depot, Steals Merchandise and Flees
By Tom White on August 31, 2020
Trussville, Alabama - August 20, 2020 According to police, a woman stole a leaf blower and dehumidifier after driving a car...
Electric Fence Enforces “Social Distancing” at English Pub
By Tom White on August 31, 2020
Cornwall, Britain - July 14, 2020 An electric fence installed at the bar area of The Star Inn, to ensure customers...
Doctor Amputates Toe in Machine Shed
By Tom White on August 31, 2020
Springfield, Missouri - August 19, 2020 A Missouri doctor has had his state medical licence revoked after amputating a patient’s gangrenous...
Florida Man Arrested for Cashing Winning Lottery Ticket at Gas Station He Stole It From
By Tom White on August 24, 2020
Clearwater, Florida - August 18, 2020 A man was arrested for trying to cash in a stolen lottery ticket at the...
See-through Public Toilets Open in Tokyo Parks
By Tom White on August 24, 2020
Tokyo, Japan - August 19, 2020 Transparent public toilets which light up "like a beautiful lantern" have been installed in Tokyo....
Swiss Town Covered in Chocolate after Factory Explosion
By Tom White on August 24, 2020
Olten, Switzerland - August 18, 2020 A fine coating of cocoa dust blanketed the town of Olten, Switzerland after a malfunction...
“Let’s keep Singapore Healthy,” Commanded Spot the Robot Dog
By Tom White on August 17, 2020
SINGAPORE - May 8, 2020 Singapore is using robot dogs to enforce social distancing in parks. The remote-controlled, four-legged machines warns...
2 Men Rob Convenience Store Wearing Watermelon Rind Disguises
By Tom White on August 17, 2020
Louisa, Virginia - May 19, 2020 Police in Louisa, Virginia, took to social media on Saturday in hopes of finding two...

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Prayer to The Nanny State

By Ken West on September 21, 2020

On September 13th, a The Washington Post headline announced, “Mike Bloomberg to spend at least $100 million in Florida to benefit Joe Biden.” Florida, of…

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