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Stinky South St. Paul
By Tom White on May 25, 2020
St. Paul, Minnesota - May 23 With residents enjoying the outdoors and staying close to home, the city has been seeing...
Kim Il-sung, Founder and first Supreme Leader of North Korea, Unable to Teleport
By Tom White on May 25, 2020
North Korea - May 23 North Korean media has reportedly admitted that founder of the nation, Kim Il-sung, and the country’s...
Gunshot Deaths Chalked up to Covid-19
By Tom White on May 25, 2020
Washington State - May 22 Washington State officials admit to counting GUNSHOT DEATHS in Covid-19 tally. Health officials in Washington state...
Man Arrested for Drinking Wine Directly from Tanker Truck
By Tom White on May 18, 2020
MODESTO, Calif. 05/11/20 According to the California Highway Patrol in Modesto, Gabriel Moreno pulled up next to a tanker trunk that...
Papaya and Goat Test Positive for Covid 19
By Tom White on May 18, 2020
Tanzania 05/06/20 Tanzanian president blames lab after goat and papaya test positive for coronavirus. Tanzania seems to be having a problem...
Long Range Blessing – Priest fills Squirt Gun with Holy Water
By Tom White on May 18, 2020
DETROIT 05/16/20 A Roman Catholic Priest practices social distancing by using a squirt gun. Rev. Timothy Pelc, wearing church vestments and...
Bang! “Stop or I’ll Shoot!”
By Tom White on May 11, 2020
May 10 US courts have been heavily relying on a 50-year-old legal loophole to shield cops from misconduct allegations, an investigation...
It’s a Hospital Bed, It’s a Coffin
By Tom White on May 11, 2020
Convertible coffin beds. Just what the doctor ordered.
Drone Delivers Beer
By Tom White on May 11, 2020
McKeever’s Bar & Lounge, a 152-year-old pub that serves a rural community 30 miles north of Dublin has found a novel...
18 Migrants Found In Cement Mixer
By Tom White on May 4, 2020
NDTV.com News of India May 02 Indore: 18 migrant workers desperate to return home to Lucknow in Uttar Pradesh amid the...
China Bans Coronavirus-themed Video Game
By Tom White on May 4, 2020
BBC May 02 The video game, Coronavirus Attack, uses a flag which exchanges stars in the Chinese flag for small virus...
Man in Gorilla Costume Breaks into Mt. Juliet Home
By Tom White on May 4, 2020
Nashville Tennessean May 27 Mt. Juliet police on Sunday arrested a man after they say the stranger broke into a home...
New Jersey Police Break Up Corona Party
By Tom White on April 26, 2020
March 28, 2020 Police in Ewing Township New Jersey broke up a house party in which 47 people crammed into a...

PREDICTION — Joe Biden Will Pick Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren as His Running Mate!

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PREDICTION — Joe Biden Will Pick Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren as His Running Mate!

By Ken West on May 25, 2020

PREDICTION — Joe Biden Will Pick Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren as His Running Mate! It’s always risky to make political predictions. They are so often,…

Historical Engineering Mystery Solved!